I met an interesting old lady. She has asked me to ghost-write her memoirs from taped interviews. I agreed. BIG mistake.
Over to her………….
“My name is Helga Schultz. Actually, that is not really my name, but the name I will be using for my memoirs. I was born in Dresden, Germany on the 1st of February 1940. I achieved some fame in the Sixties as a German pornstar. I have done some things that I am not particularly proud of. I need to write these things down to give me some peace. I will write when I feel like it. I will write what I feel like writing. I will not answer questions, as this is a monologue.
I live in a small South African town and nobody knows my “secret” from the past.
Until now……..”
